Ace Ventura In Africa 🔖 🆕

Ace knelt beside a pile of dung, sniffed it deeply, and nodded.

Ace grinned. “The witch doctor. Of course. Let’s go shake some spears.” ace ventura in africa

The sweltering African sun beat down on the red earth of the Serengeti. Inside a rattling Land Rover, Ace Ventura adjusted his zebra-print bucket hat, stuck two fingers in his mouth, and let out a shrieking, warbling call that sent a nearby troop of baboons scattering. Ace knelt beside a pile of dung, sniffed

Suddenly, a dust storm erupted. Out of the whirlwind stumbled a giraffe wearing sunglasses. Of course

“Tuesday,” he mumbled through fur. “Definitely Tuesday.”

“You again,” Ace said.

“Yep. Hybrid. Zebra and… hamster ? No, that’s crazy.” He pulled a tiny monocle from his neon Hawaiian shirt. “But I’ve seen crazier. Last Tuesday, a goldfish framed a ferret for embezzlement.”