Actores De Piratas Del Caribe 4 -

“You’re a terrible missionary, Philip,” Syrena teased, flicking water at him. “You can’t even convert a water bottle to stay dry.”

As the crew reset for the next take, Barbossa took a bite of a green apple and winked at Jack. “The day, matey,” he whispered, “is still young enough for a little treason.” actores de piratas del caribe 4

Depp looked up from his lemon. “Children, children,” he drawled, “the real treasure isn’t the Fountain of Youth. It’s finding a wig that doesn’t itch.” He tugged at his dreadlocks. “This one has developed its own ecosystem. I’ve named the ecosystem ‘Kevin’.” I’ve named the ecosystem ‘Kevin’

Nearby, (Blackbeard himself) sat in a canvas chair, sipping tea from a thermos. His costume, a tangle of smoking fuses and leather, looked less like piracy and more like a rock-and-roll apocalypse. He was knitting a tiny purple scarf for his granddaughter. “The trick,” he rumbled to Geoffrey Rush (the ever-scheming Barbossa), who was sharpening his wooden leg with a file, “is to terrify the crew before lunch. After lunch, they’re too sleepy for a proper mutiny.” I’ve named the ecosystem ‘Kevin’.” Nearby