Banban - Kindergarten In Real Life ((top))
He wants you to stay for recess. Forever. This report is a work of creative fiction based on the game "Garten of Banban." No real kindergarten was harmed in the making of this piece.
One of the cots has a stuffed Banban doll resting on the pillow. It blinks once every hour. Not mechanically. Organically. banban kindergarten in real life
Behind the reinforced steel door (installed two weeks before the shutdown), you find the cots. They are tiny. They are empty. But the blankets are warm. He wants you to stay for recess
They don’t put places like this on tourist maps. You won’t find it listed under municipal property records anymore. But if you drive forty-five minutes past the last gas station, past the cell towers that blink out one by one, you’ll find the rusted gates of what locals simply call "The Banban Site." One of the cots has a stuffed Banban
If you go looking for Banban Kindergarten, don't bring a camera. Don't bring a weapon.
If you say no, the lights go out.
Survivors claim that "Banban" himself—the main mascot—still plays games here. He doesn't attack. He offers . He holds a red balloon in a deflated hand and asks, "Do you want to be my friend?"