Bimbo Gets Handled Best | Bonus Inside |

The "handling" didn’t happen in a screaming match. It happened on a random Tuesday.

But I want to reclaim that phrase for a second. Not for the schadenfreude. Not for the violence. bimbo gets handled

And for five years, the world has tried to "handle" her. Bosses tried to discipline her. Parents tried to lecture her. Ex-boyfriends tried to shrink her into a "respectable" girl. Every time, she’d just blink those big blue eyes, say "Sorry, I literally can’t even," and bounce to the next couch. The "handling" didn’t happen in a screaming match

Mark sat down next to her. He didn’t pick her up. He didn’t tell her to calm down. He just looked at her and said: I literally can’t even