— Founder, The Order of the Eternal Frosting 🖤🍰
So whether you bake in silence at 3 a.m. or frost in front of a live audience — you’re not alone. The cult is growing. One slice at a time. cakecultist
“Blessed be the baker, the crumb, and the holy crumb coat. May this cake be moist but not dense. May the frosting-to-cake ratio favor the brave. Amen.” — Founder, The Order of the Eternal Frosting
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All hail the crumb.