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“That thing is an alien menace.” CAROL: “He’s a rescue. Also, he ate my last nerve. So congrats, Fury — you’re now my emotional support human.” Climax (Parody Style) The Skrulls reveal they’re not evil — just really bad at organizing group projects. Carol agrees to help, but only because their leader has a rare edition of Beverly Hills, 90210 on VHS.

Here’s a humorous write-up for a , playing on her overwhelming power, amnesia-fueled origin, and deadpan personality. TITLE: Captain Mildly Annoyed Tagline: She’s the strongest hero in the universe. She’d just rather be anywhere else. Logline After crashing into a Cinnabon at the local mall, an amnesiac super-powered woman named Carol Dan-versus convinces herself she’s a retired assistant regional manager — until a shape-shifting Skrull in a knockoff Gucci tracksuit begs her to save a galaxy she doesn’t care about. Opening Scene (Parody Beat) [Explosions. Lasers. A Starforce spaceship spirals toward Earth.] captain marvel parody

(dryly, wiping space dust off her jacket): “Okay. New rule. Whoever designed the ‘autopilot’ can fight the next war themselves.” “That thing is an alien menace