Cinderella Comedy Script [better] -

Girls, we don’t amputate until after the wedding. Basic strategy.

Let’s be real. The fairy tale “Cinderella” has some gaps . Why did no one recognize her at the ball? Why is the prince obsessed with feet? And most importantly — who builds a staircase out of pure liquid glass?

Fashion requires sacrifice. Now go. But remember — at midnight, the slippers turn back into depression. Run fast. Or don’t. I’m not your mom. cinderella comedy script

(rushing over) Are you okay?

Cut my heel off. I don’t need it.

(holding one glass slipper) …I don’t know her name. I don’t know her face. But I do know her shoe size.

She waves her wand. Cinderella spins. Her rags become a stunning silver gown. Glass slippers appear. Girls, we don’t amputate until after the wedding

Gus the mouse runs by wearing a tiny crown. The end. Liked this? Scream at me in the comments. Or don’t. I’ll be here, vacuuming glitter out of a pumpkin.