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David Guetta raises a finger to his ear monitor. He nods. He flashes that signature, million-watt smile—the one that says, “I am the god of this drop.”

The crowd cheers—not for the music, but because the embarrassment is finally over. david guetta fail

The crowd looks at each other. A bro in a neon tank top yells, "REWIND!" David Guetta raises a finger to his ear monitor

Denial. He waves his arms, screaming "EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!" Nobody jumps. The silence is so loud that you can hear a girl in the front row sigh and check her Instagram DMs. million-watt smile—the one that says