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A phone rings. Gary picks up.

(A tired mom’s voice) I’m in the bathroom. It’s the only room without a screen. I’m watching a recap of a podcast that analyzed a tweet about the Barbie movie. I’ll pledge 30 more seconds of my life, but only if you play the theme song from Succession on a kazoo. Leo looked at the Funko Pops

Yes, caller, where do you consume?

He turned off the monitor. He walked to the kitchen, grabbed a clove of garlic, and sat in the dark. He didn’t peel it. He just held it. For one long, quiet minute, he didn’t consume anything. He didn’t produce anything. They were tombstones for a culture that had

Oh no. Breaking news. A legacy media conglomerate has just announced a fifth reboot of Gossip Girl . This time, it’s a gritty, A24-style psychological horror where the text blasts are just whispers from an unreliable narrator who is also a tree.