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“Too much vibrato on the intro-grunt, Simmons!” the woman yelled. “You sound like a stressed coot. Again!”

“You know,” Carter said, “duckquackprep might have been the weirdest bookmark in my browser. But you? You’re the whole reason I clicked.” duckquackprep

Then she opened her mouth and unleashed the full Subsonic Mating Resonance —not just the wah-wah, but the deep, chest-rattling undertone that Carter felt in his molars. “Too much vibrato on the intro-grunt, Simmons

“You heard the Quack,” Wetherby said. It wasn’t a question. “Too much vibrato on the intro-grunt

Just then, a small girl with braids and mud up to her knees broke formation. She waded to the edge of the pond, looked Carter dead in the eye, and performed a single, perfect sound: “QUAAA-HA-HA-HACK.”