"You were saying?"
Now go microwave your bagel. And don't burn the place down. Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. No Elizas or Steves from Accounting were harmed in the making of this blog post. But honestly? We’ve all been her. eliza ibarra late for work
"I’m not late for work. Work is simply early for my genius." "You were saying
If you haven’t seen the clip, here is the setup: Eliza, dressed in what looks like a half-buttoned blouse and mismatched earrings, bursts through the glass doors of her office building at 9:47 AM—a full 47 minutes late for a 9:00 AM Q3 budget meeting. According to office lore, her manager, "Steve from Accounting," had already printed the "Tardy Policy" addendum and placed it on her keyboard. No Elizas or Steves from Accounting were harmed