Extra Quality - Elsa On Crack

"WE’RE BUILDING A THOUSAND ICE SWANS. RIGHT NOW. AND THEN WE’RE REROOFING THE CASTLE. THEN I’M CHALLENGING THE NORTH MOUNTAIN TO A FISTFIGHT."

"I built a staircase to the moon, Anna. A staircase. To the moon. And then I forgot why." elsa on crack

What if Elsa woke up one morning, chugged three energy drinks, and decided restraint was for people who don’t have literal ice magic crackling through their veins? Elsa: (busts through the door, pupils dilated) "OLAF. I HAVE A VISION." "WE’RE BUILDING A THOUSAND ICE SWANS

Disclaimer: This is a satirical, fictional piece. No Disney princesses were harmed (or given stimulants) in the making of this blog post. Let’s be real: We all know Elsa as the anxious, elegant, "conceal-don’t-feel" queen of Arendelle. She sings about letting it go while carefully choreographing her emotional awakening into a Broadway ballad. THEN I’M CHALLENGING THE NORTH MOUNTAIN TO A FISTFIGHT