(Editor’s Note: See? Nothing changes. Jab is timeless. Now give us our ₹12.) We close when you stop laughing. So please, keep laughing.

Two old men sitting on a park bench. Old Man 1: “In our day, corruption meant taking a bribe.” Old Man 2: “Now it means taking a bribe, getting a tax receipt, and tweeting about it.”

My boss says we are a “family.” But this family fired my cousin for taking a sick day. — Orphan in Oragadam