Key And Peele Katendra -

(Points a trembling finger) You sit there with your K, your silent second ‘e,’ and your audacity. But one day, you’ll apply for a job, and some HR lady named Barbara will have an aneurysm just reading your résumé. And on that day, you’ll think… “Mr. Garvey was right.”

(Leaning in) Fine. (Deep breath) …KATENDRA. Wait. No. I said it right. Dang it. key and peele katendra

She pulls out one earbud. “Yeah?”

A high school classroom. Mr. Garvey, the substitute teacher with the shaved head, the coiled-spring posture, and the permanent vein throbbing in his temple, stands at the front. He’s just finished taking roll. (Points a trembling finger) You sit there with

(Eyes narrow, scanning the room) …A-A-Ron is absent. Good. But I see a name I don’t recognize. A name that offends me. (He squints at his clipboard) …Katendra? Garvey was right

My point is that the letter ‘C’ exists for a reason! It’s right there! C-A-T-E-N-D-R-A. That’s a name. What you have is a license plate for a villain in a Fast & Furious movie .