Naomi: “Those emoji discs. They look like candy buttons from a 1980s vending machine. Why?” Lucia: “Because fashion is fun.” Naomi: (Long pause) “Fun doesn’t sell. Attitude sells. Where is the attitude?”

Air Date: July 30, 2021 (Amazon Prime Video) Runtime: 42 minutes (uninterrupted, streaming HD) Judges: Heidi Klum, Tim Gunn, Naomi Campbell, Jeremy Scott (Moschino) Guest Mentor: Jeremy Scott (dual role as judge & challenge setter)

Amazon Prime Video (included with Prime). Runtime with ads: 52 minutes. Runtime without ads: 42 glorious, neon-soaked minutes. Would you like a similar write-up for a different episode or another fashion competition series?

Gary’s neoprene refuses to feed through his machine. The needle breaks three times. In 1080p, you see the exact moment a drop of sweat falls from his nose onto a white panel—and smudges a hand-painted Ben-Day dot. He screams “BLOODY HELL” so loudly that a production assistant drops a coffee. Heidi, observing from the mezzanine, whispers to Tim: “That’s not pop art. That’s pop panic.”