"Lily, sweetie, we talked about this. Halloween is about fun threats, not real ones."
(emerging from the shadows in a velvet cape and a beret, holding a glass of apple cider): "I am not a werewolf or a zombie. I am a tortured poet who died of ennui in 1847 . If you listen closely, you can hear the ghost of my unrequited love for a girl in my AP History class." modern family halloween
The whole family gathers at the Dunphy house for the annual "Best Costume" vote. Gloria wins (as always) because she looks like a supermodel in fangs. Jay is eating candy corn directly from the bowl, grimacing. Phil’s QR code costume accidentally scans and starts playing a Nicki Minaj song at full volume. "Lily, sweetie, we talked about this
"Tell that to the dog, Uncle Cam."
(dressed as a QR code that actually links to a Rickroll): "Dad, the neighbor kids are crying. I think the fog machine gave one of them asthma." If you listen closely, you can hear the