Her first day was a masterclass in absurdity.
Her coworkers were ghosts. There was La Gorda Miriam, who spent her days alphabetizing a drawer full of staples. There was El Ingeniero, a man who claimed to have once been a nuclear physicist but now spent his time calculating the exact angle at which the ceiling fan would eventually fall and decapitate him (he predicted a Tuesday). And there was the mysterious "J-7," a position that had been vacant since 2005, but whose payroll checks were still cashed every month.
The enemy was not incompetence. It was a force far greater: .
"Fill this out in triplicate," she said. "Bring it back on a Thursday when there's an 'R' in the month. And whatever you do… never, ever try to find the logic."
"They gave me the money," he said, his voice trembling. "But they subtracted it from my birth certificate. Now, according to the MPPE RRHH, I was never born. And they've reassigned my pension to this baby."
Her first day was a masterclass in absurdity.
Her coworkers were ghosts. There was La Gorda Miriam, who spent her days alphabetizing a drawer full of staples. There was El Ingeniero, a man who claimed to have once been a nuclear physicist but now spent his time calculating the exact angle at which the ceiling fan would eventually fall and decapitate him (he predicted a Tuesday). And there was the mysterious "J-7," a position that had been vacant since 2005, but whose payroll checks were still cashed every month. mppe rrhh
The enemy was not incompetence. It was a force far greater: . Her first day was a masterclass in absurdity
"Fill this out in triplicate," she said. "Bring it back on a Thursday when there's an 'R' in the month. And whatever you do… never, ever try to find the logic." There was El Ingeniero, a man who claimed
"They gave me the money," he said, his voice trembling. "But they subtracted it from my birth certificate. Now, according to the MPPE RRHH, I was never born. And they've reassigned my pension to this baby."