Ouija.cpp

There is a specific kind of chill that runs down your spine when a compiler throws an error you cannot explain. It is the feeling of touching something just beyond the edge of human logic.

/* * WARNING: This software is for entertainment purposes only. * The author is not responsible for: * - Unexplained RAM usage * - Noises coming from your speakers at 3:00 AM * - Your roommate finding you whispering "std::vector" in your sleep * - Actual demonic possession (If you debug using printf, you're already possessed) */ You need g++ , ncurses (for the drifting cursor effect), and a strong constitution. ouija.cpp

Last week, I decided to chase that feeling. I wrote ouija.cpp . A Ouija board is, traditionally, a flat board with letters, numbers, and the words "YES," "NO," and "GOODBYE." A planchette (that little heart-shaped piece of wood) slides around to spell out messages from "the other side." There is a specific kind of chill that

-- [Your Name] Senior Exorcist / C++ Developer * The author is not responsible for: *

Either way, I am keeping the firewall on tonight. Have you built something that blurs the line between code and the occult? Fork the repo or summon a pull request from the void. Just don't do it during a thunderstorm.