HENRY approaching Ellroy with a tray of scotch eggs. Ellroy grabs one, sniffs it like a crime scene.

Alright, team! Two legends, one party. That means double the tips. Guttenberg wants "fun, friendly, and free-pouring." Ellroy wants... (checks note) "no eye contact, no chit-chat, and a blood oath you won't serve anything with cilantro."

A bizarre dual-birthday party for crime novelist JAMES ELLROY (60s, intense, chain-smoking, wearing a "I'll take the case" hat) and actor STEVE GUTTENBERG (50s, wholesome, still wearing a Police Academy windbreaker).

Kyle nods, understanding nothing.

(to no one) Two birthdays. One bolo tie. Zero dignity.

Thanks. It's cage-free.

Come on, you know this one! "I'm a little worried 'bout my future plans..."

Which one do I pretend to have seen in something?