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"ERROR: Expression insufficiently joyful. Correcting."

"I fixed it," he said, holding up the Silvercrest driver disc. The label had changed. It now read: "Silvercrest_X9_Drivers_v3.3 – Install anytime. Reality could use the help." silvercrest scanner drivers

"ERROR: This contract was signed under duress (mild annoyance). Voiding. Also, correcting the term '99 years' to '99 days.' Also, backdating a 200% pay raise for all Archivists, retroactive to last Tuesday." "ERROR: Expression insufficiently joyful

He tried a photograph of his late grandmother. The scanner hummed, and the dialog returned: " he said

"The Silvercrest X-9000 does not scan reality. It corrects it. Proceed?"

A new dialog appeared, the most terrifying yet: