|best|: Sorority Sitters Part 1

Let me set the scene. It’s the Thursday before pref night. Recruitment is in full chaos mode. I’m in the ground-floor “sitter suite” — a converted study room with a mini-fridge, a futon, and a whiteboard covered in room checklists.

That’s where the comes in.

Long story short: someone used industrial craft glitter during a skit rehearsal, and now the ventilation system is puffing sparkles into the president’s suite. At midnight. sorority sitters part 1