The coupon read: “Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Valid at participating gas stations. Not valid for cash value.”

If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win.

I opened the folder (yes, I actually checked my spam quarantine, as one does at 2 AM when insomnia hits). And there they were. Digital coupons for “Squirt.”

So, when I woke up this morning and saw an email with the subject line: — my brain did a double-take.

The Weekly Grind Post Title: I Found “Squirt Coupons” in My Spam Folder & Now I Have Questions