And for an actual (the academic kind): “The Unimaginable Uselessness of Most Things” (fictional example) — but seriously, if you want a real useful paper, try: “Attention Is All You Need” (Vaswani et al., 2017) — the transformer paper that changed AI.
It takes you to random, completely pointless websites — but if you want a specific useless one, try this: Pointer Pointer — it finds a photo of someone pointing exactly at your cursor’s location.
Want a literal sheet of ? Try a waterproof, tear-resistant Rite in the Rain notebook — handy in the field.