“No,” Jim replied. “This is too powerful. If Kevin finds out there’s a version where he eats an entire sheet cake in one continuous shot, he’ll quit his job to become a competitive eater. If Angela sees the uncut ‘Sprinkles’ funeral scene, she’ll build a shrine in the warehouse. And if Dwight watches the extended ‘Fire Drill’ tape—the one where he actually tackles a real raccoon he brought into the building—he’ll demand a promotion to Assistant to the Regional Manager of the Entire World.”
Then, a post-credits scene: Creed, alone in the annex, selling the Internet Archive upload as a bootleg DVD to a man in a trench coat. “Five dollars,” Creed says. “Or trade me a ham sandwich. I’m not picky.” the office season 5 internet archive
Over the next hour, they scrolled through the archive’s treasure trove: “No,” Jim replied