Here’s a short comedic piece — perfect for a sketch, social media post, or internal company memo. The Great Plunge of ‘23
(into phone, hushed) Hey, Mom. No, no one’s dying. Worse. How much toilet paper is “too much”? … She’s laughing. She’s actually laughing. Mom, I used half a roll. For a single wipe. I panicked after the spicy curry. … Yes, I’ll flush twice next time. No, I won’t call it a “pre-flush system.” … Fine. I’ll get the bucket from the garage. too much toilet paper clog
Victory. And also… humility.
Oh, you treacherous porcelain beast. You’ve been hoarding the Charmin, haven’t you? I knew it. I knew I shouldn’t have bought the mega-rolls. Here’s a short comedic piece — perfect for