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Enjoy our signature “Rinse & Repeat” spa package, which includes a bespoke bathroom consultation, organic cotton towels, and a bedtime story about the history of anal hygiene (optional, but hilarious). Our restaurant, The Clean Plate Club , serves high-fiber, gut-friendly cuisine, and our lobby bidet fountain makes for an unforgettable selfie spot.

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