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The first mate, a grizzled parrot named Deus, squawked, “Squawk! Beware the Mary Sue Current ! Squawk! Last crew who went there came back as love triangles!”

Tropea handed them a quill. “Start with one honest moment. Not a trope. A person .” tv tropes pirates

The captain of the Author’s Block was a skeleton in a tweed jacket: “You can’t save them, Tropea. The author has used ‘reluctant hero,’ ‘mentor dies in act two,’ and ‘power of friendship’ fourteen times each. The story is collapsing into a black hole of cliché.” The first mate, a grizzled parrot named Deus,

Captain Tropea adjusted her eyepatch (a literal plot device that let her see narrative structure). “Crew, we’ve got a trope overload in Sector YA. Set course for the Sea of Subplots.” The first mate