The ship shuddered. The Distracted Boyfriend format looked at the kitten, then back at its own absurdity, and finally chose the kitten. Harambe’s Revenge, starved of cynicism, dissolved into a single, quiet tear. And the Rickroll Nexus... played the kitten video instead, breaking its own contract.
Kael smiled. “Neither was the blockage.” unblocktheship
She looked at Kael. “That’s not in the manual.” The ship shuddered