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The three men stumbled out the door, leaving a trail of hair clippings and shattered pride.

Dmitri and his goons pulled out brass knuckles and a taser shaped like a drill. watch don't mess with the zohan

Because you don’t mess with the Zohan. Not unless you want to leave with fabulous hair and a broken spirit. The three men stumbled out the door, leaving

Dmitri paled. There were fates worse than death. This was one of them. Not unless you want to leave with fabulous

Zohan stood in the center of the salon, shears held loosely at his side. The three men were frozen—partly in pain, partly in sheer humiliation. Dmitri touched his new pink Mohawk and whimpered.

The third goon, seeing this, turned to run. But he slipped on a puddle of leave-in conditioner and crashed headfirst into a display of organic combs.

“You have made a mistake,” Zohan said softly. “You came to my place of peace. My sanctuary of snip-snip. And you threatened… the magic.”