That is a false dichotomy. My third choice is to establish a new sausage-based economic model. I propose we grade each link on a scale of one to ten for char, curvature, and structural integrity. Then, we redistribute based on merit.
Mm. Tastes like victory.
SHELDON (9, starched collar, bow tie) enters. He stops. He does not sit. He observes the plate with the detached horror of a scientist discovering a new species of parasitic wasp. young sheldon s01e04 bdmv
(V.O.) I had miscalculated. My father was not operating on logic. He was operating on spite. Spite is an irrational, prime-number variable that cannot be factored out.
The kitchen is a symphony of chaos. GEORGE SR. (40s, weary) reads the newspaper. MISSY (9, shrewd) builds a cereal fort. GEORGE JR. (13, hungry) lunges for the last pancake. That is a false dichotomy
They’re not friends. They’re adjacent. There is a qualitative difference. When sausages touch, their flavors intermingle via osmotic transfer. The porkiness of one bleeds into the next, creating a statistical average of mediocrity. I require discrete units of breakfast meat.
Connie peers into the kitchen window. She sees Mary gesturing wildly. George Sr. laughing. Georgie stealing sausage off Missy’s plate. Then, we redistribute based on merit
(Looks up, deadpan) I call dibs on the prettiest one.