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The true crisis, however, began at 7:42 AM in our kitchen.

Meemaw had arrived. She held a bundt cake. It was not a birthday cake. It was not a holiday cake. It was a Tuesday cake. This broke every known paradigm of domestic confectionery distribution. young sheldon s01e22 m4a

I performed a risk assessment. “There are no binding rules for the distribution of a vanilla bundt cake on a non-special occasion,” I reported. “This will lead to anarchy.” The true crisis, however, began at 7:42 AM in our kitchen

My name is Sheldon Cooper. Today, my family committed an act of profound illogical behavior. They decided to run a 5k race. It was not a birthday cake

Later, as I cleaned my glasses, my mother sat next to me on the couch. She smelled like sweat and antiseptic.

I helped her up. We walked the remaining 1.6 kilometers together. We did not discuss God, physics, or the FBI. We discussed the optimal angle of the sprinkler head that caused her fall (forty-seven degrees). It was the most pleasant conversation we had all week.

Log Entry: Post-Denominational Sunday. Location: East Texas. Threat Level: Moderate.