Mary tries to get the church to upgrade their Sunday school VCR to DVD, but Pastor Jeff argues that "Jesus didn’t need widescreen to feed the 5,000." Meemaw secretly bets on which will happen first: Sheldon’s resolution problem solved, or the church getting a new projector.
"Worth it."
"I learned two things that day: that 720p was a gateway to beauty, and that our house’s electrical system was not."
"That’s not a television, Dad. That’s a waffle iron with a coaxial port."
roll over a static screen in 4:3 ratio. Want me to expand this into a full script or adapt it as a fan-fiction scene?