Sheldon does not win first prize. He gets second. The winner is a girl who made a harp out of recycled soda cans playing a perfect rendition of “Clair de Lune.”
(walks by) “If that’s expressing, he needs therapy.”
“Music has no objective standard. A C-sharp is just a vibration. Why do people cry at Beethoven? It’s inefficient data transmission.”
“That’s nice, honey. Now, I was talking to Pastor Jeff’s wife, and she said gifted children often have a ‘secret music.’ Have you ever thought about, say, the flute?”
