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The "Loland Filedot" Guide to Never Losing Your Phone in the Couch Again The Problem: You sit down. You get comfy. You reach for your phone. It’s gone. You pat the cushion. You lift the cushion. You perform the "lean-and-fish" maneuver. Nothing. Finally, you have to stand up, tip the couch over, and a fossilized french fry and your phone fall out simultaneously.

“The couch is a hungry beast. Feed it spare change, and it might spare your phone. But better yet—give it a ribbon leash.” Now go forth. Sit down. And never dig between your couch cushions again. loland filedot