Subscribestar | Palegrass

Since I don’t have access to Palegrass’s actual current feed, this is a stylistically accurate template based on his typical tone (dry, meta, contrarian, academic-but-snarky). Replace bracketed details with real data. Title: The Cathedral Hates When You Do This (October Subs Open)

The usual rant about why your $3 matters more than a New York Times subscription. Body: palegrass subscribestar

Greetings, paypigs, patriots, and people who clicked the wrong link. Since I don’t have access to Palegrass’s actual

— Palegrass

Hit the button. Or don’t. I’ll be here either way, screaming into the void, but at least this void has a tip jar. screaming into the void

We talk like adults.